I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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