How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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