i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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