and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He has the fingertips of a God
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