Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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