windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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