I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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