Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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