You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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