so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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