Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i just had sex bonerless
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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