so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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