NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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