we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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