not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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