why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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