first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
its not stalking. its research.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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