Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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