p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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