i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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