In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
