He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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