Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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