Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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