...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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