so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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