Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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