What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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