How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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