it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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