Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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