windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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