just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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