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(815): View more from Illinois

Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.

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(559): View more from California

my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

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(303): View more from Colorado

What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.

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(727): View more from Florida

My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life

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(312): View more from Illinois

THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL

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