The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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