She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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