this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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