He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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