girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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