My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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