my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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