Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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