Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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