the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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