I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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