I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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