He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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