I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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