Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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