my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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