Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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