Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so that wasnt chicken after all
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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