She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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