He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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